Dorothy Parker Quotes
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
— Dorothy Parker

Byron and Shelley and Keats Were a trio of lyrical treats.
— Dorothy Parker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand, Leave the fingers open and it stays, Clutch it, and it darts away.
— Dorothy Parker

When told she was very outspoken: Outspoken by whom?
— Dorothy Parker

Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
— Dorothy Parker

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
— Dorothy Parker

Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
— Dorothy Parker

At age seventy: If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
— Dorothy Parker

Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
— Dorothy Parker

Why is it no one ever sent me yet One perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get One perfect rose.
— Dorothy Parker
