Groucho Marx Quotes
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
— Groucho Marx 
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
— Groucho Marx
Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
— Groucho Marx
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
— Groucho Marx
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
— Groucho Marx
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
— Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
— Groucho Marx
Hello, I must be going.
— Groucho Marx
It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
— Groucho Marx
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